South of the Border! (Wait aren't we going to North Carolina?)

Hello faithful readers. It's Colleen, back to keep you updated on our riveting drive back to NY. To be totally honest, I have no clue what hour we're on, but I'll let you know how we've kept ourselves occupied recently.

1. Our friend Delilah has been entertaining us on the radio talking to various lovers from across the country, professing her love of Keri's skin cream, and playing the hits from 2005.

2. After seeing at least 50 billboards for a mysterious entertainment complex called South of the Border, we decided to stop and check it out. It was very strange. There are pictures below.

3. Check:
Zach- yeah
Robert- lolz
Courtney- zzzzzzzzzzzzz (sleeping)